Once upon a time, there was a pretty young princess of the country Aevyan. She had long, flowing golden hair, and stunning, sparking blue eyes. However, she was a petty and petulant as well, and was often quite sulky and vengeful. She lived in a castle near the sea.
One chill night, invaders came from across the ocean. Though there were plenty of soldiers protecting the country, they were ill-trained, as the country had been in peace for generations. The invading army, from Midafore, easily conquered the rich country. In that night, the king and queen both died.
The princess, called Phaerya, was shocked. The princess was out sulking in a secluded cottage when the attack happened. She developed a deep, bitter loathing for Midafore, and vowed revenge.
~~~two years passed~~~
Phaedra was taking care of herself in the cottage. It wasn't hard, since the cottage had enough food to last ten people for a century. There was a small stream nearby, which she used to take water from. However, since no-one was there to do her hair, her hair grew much much longer.
A handsome young nobleman's parents just died to an assassin. He had been following misleading clues to find the assassin, and he arrived as Phaeya's cottage. So he knocked on the door, and demanded that it be opened.
Phaedra decided that her time for revenge has come. She coated her long hair in a lethal poison which seeps through skin. The poison cannot be cured, and is fatal to anyone who even faintly touches it. Just as she finished, someone knocked on the door. It was a handsome young man, from Midafore's nobility. She put gloves on, and hanged her hair out of the window.
The young man grew impatient. Suddenly, he spotted movement inside the house. Looking into the window, he spotted a mirror, reflecting a beautiful young girl/woman. She was hanging her hair out the window, and he raced to catch the tip before it touched the ground. He snatched it up just as the stunning girl turned around.
They both fell in love at first sight. Then, Phaedra glanced down and saw the young noble holding her hair. "No..." she wailed.
Phaedra told the nobleman's son that her hair was poisoned. He immediately recoiled, as she continued to listlessly describe the poison's properties. Then the man's eyes hardened.
"I thought I found true love. But no. Now I get it. That poison was the same which YOU used TO KILL MY PARENTS!" he shouted.
"What...? I had never left this secluded place since Midafore's invasion of Aevyan... you accuse me...?" whimpered the girl.
"So be it." With those final words, the man reached into his coat, and took out a fine, gilded dagger. He thrust it into Phaedra's chest.
~~~later~~~
So obviously, the couple both died. Sucked in, Rapunzel/Phaedra. :P
hehe, I know, sucky story...
but gloating is fun >:D
So, i watched Tangled on the internet. That girl looked soooo totally prettyy with her hair long and blonde.
However, her short brown hair is so ugly. It makes her look 10 years older, and give the impression of her being a retarded monkey.
Eww. Short hair is sooo over-rated.
