Guess what?

I ate half a pizza.
aka 4 slices.

The sad thing is however, I NEVER NOTICED!!! :o

I did not feel overly full or anything.
wtf

I must be becoming like one of those people who can eat 6 hamburgers for one meal. :L

Oh well.
The pizza, traditional-flavoured, tasted nice
:)

Typical Saturday

So I woke at around 6am, and started eating... IN BED :D.
nom nom nom
I ate: a mango
         a tub of yogurt
         some coconut bread
         a glass of milk
         some lollies
As I was eating, I took pictures of the mango with yogurt on it. Maybe I'll post it up.
But I am not a good photographer. Too impatient.
Plus, mango+yogurt looked too yummy in real life, so I ate it. ><

I got up at 10. Why did I take so long just to eat... but then, I was reading as well. :P

I did morning stuff til 10:30, then I opened the computer.
Please congratulate me, as I finished maths homework by 11:30 !!!!! Yay!!!!! lol

Then I had a lunch of dumplings, and watched chinese TV to around... 2?
Afterwards, I went back on the computer.

I searched up random stuff, and bludged time until 5pm.
Then I was like, oh, it's five already.
I should practice piano, since I'm going to have a piano lesson tomorrow. but... I'll just finish reading the internet tabs I've got open.
Just until half-past five. :)
As I was reading, I got side-tracked, and clicked and opened other windows and tabs.
:O

MORAL OF THE STORY:
                                             TURN OFF THE BLOODY COMPUTER AT 5PM .

OR ELSE, THE MAD SURGEON IN THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE (horror movie) WILL COME!!!                                                                                             

Mwahahahaha... *evil crazy cackle*

A Sad Life :L

Guess who I am:
I cannot be seen, and cannot speak.
From the moment when I was born, I work and work endlessly, WITHOUT PAY until I die
I am in you RIGHT NOW!!! :O

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who
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I am a blood cell.
:L
what a lame guess-who...

but still. Being a blood cell must be quite sad. They don't even get recognised for their work. And, they have millions and millions of twins.

And the worst thing is having a blood test.
Then, since they can't escape, they get drawn into a bottle. In the bottle, they die. :(

And I had a blood test!!
Just a regular checkup,
then the doctor was like 'You know, when was the last time you had a blood test?'
so I replied 'I'm not sure... quite a while ago, I suppose...'
then she was like 'oh, oh, in that case, GO HAVE A FUCKING BLOOD TEST NOW!!! *evil eyes*'
so I went

It wasn't that bad, there was hardly any pain.
In fact, I think papercuts are more painful.

But still... the sad life of a blood cell... imagine...
you are born (wtf... :L)
you float around the body
you carry shitloads of random good stuff to other cells...
the other cells take the good stuff, and give you bad stuff...
you can't breathe, oxygen is running out...
you arrive at the lungs/heart/whatever, and get rid of bad stuff...
and get loaded with good stuff... for others...
you do the same work again and again...
until, one day...
:O
a sharp needle pokes through.
you think to yourself this is my chance to prove how heroic I am! I will become the hero, and be KNOWN ! I will stand out from my brother cells and sister cells (if there is such thing...)!!! CHARGE (sound of galloping horse echoes...) !!!

... but...

as you get there, you find yourself pulled along, INTO the needle!
you madly try to paddle away, but the force is too great...oh no...

So, the rest of the story is easy. You die, in the end. TT
and no-one is there to mourn you, much less give you a funeral...

sigh...

how sad.

plus, from the blood test, I now have an ugly blue-red-ish bruise on my arm.

:(

Tissue in the Jungle

This is going to be a short-ish post. So anyways, ever wondered how jungle people live? Well, as I was sneezing into a tissue, I thought people without people must be very sad.
Then I wondered whether those jungle tribes had tissue.
:O

I mean, who doesn't use tissue. People use it to wipe mouths, sneeze in (well, I suppose handkerchiefs could be used, but still...), wipe PRIVATE areas, wipe hands, wipe tables and such.
Plus, it makes me feel SAFER knowing that if I make a mess, there will be TISSUE for me :)

Sigh... Living in the jungle must be hard. I suppose that jungle tribes don't have tissue. I mean, how likely is it that a tribe who roams around jungles would bother carrying huge rolls of tissue around?
Do they even know how to make it? And if they did, would they bother?

Seriously, do jungle tribes have tissue? I suppose they could make it out of... leaves!?! Or bark or grass or something. But it would probably have wayyyy different uses for what I use it for. Plus, it would be more valuable (than tissue from supermarkets).

Hmm... IF I was an adamant nature lover, I would go to Africa, and find a random tribe to ask the questions to. But, as I am NOT, I won't.

But really. Do people living in jungles have tissue?

Different Treatment of Colds

Sigh... remember as a child, when I had a cold, everyone would be so worried. Like, mum would take me to see the doctors, and I would get 3 days off school. And I got specially made congee, and had sweet-tasting medicine.
Now, it is sooooo different.
I have a cold, though it is spring. Anyways, so mum heard me sniffling and somewhat coughing. She was like , 'You have a cold?', and I nodded. Then she was like, 'Oh, I told you to wear a jumper! Now you have a stupid cold. I am NOT taking you to the doctors, as getting that cold is your own fault!'
Waahhhhh!!!
And she didn't even ask me how I felt. How mean!!!!!!!

Ahh... nostalgia...
Before, everyone at school was like, 'Oh, how are you feeling now?'. And the teacher always asked as well. Now, I don't even get a day off school. And students and teachers give you weird looks when you sneeze, and when you blow your nose.
:L

Anyway, I have to do a history assignment due this Thursday. I AM SOOOO SAD!!!!!
What I have due, REGARDLESS OF MY COLD:
~English assignment
~Maths homework
~Maths topic test
~Maths term test
~History assignment
~Music assignment/video
~Woodworks task
~Woodworks sheets
~Science assignment...
Sigh... over the weekends, I only finished the Science assignment...

Worst of all, basically all the assignments are 'Group Work'. And I agreed that I will give my part of the history assignment today, by 5:30pm. However, I have done only half of my part. :O
*facepalm*

Now is 5:07. I should get to work.


I really don't want to...

Oh shit. It is 5:08. No more time-wasting.

:S




OMFG- It is 5:09.

Ho Hum :)

This is my first ever post on a blog. Hopefully, it isn't too bad... if anyone dies, I am NOT paying for their funeral fees and such. :P
Right now, I feel sleepy. I know, I know, it is early yet, but still... today's Friday.
So... notice that I am using proper punctuation. As this is the first post, I think that it should be formal, yes?
What happened today: I woke up at 6.
Then, I left to go to school at 7:30.
Later, I got to school at 8:35-ish.
At school, my periods today (Friday, Week B) were languages, history, maths, maths, and English. *Sniff, sniff* I had double maths today......
But oh well. In English, we had wide reading. We went up to the library, and read books... duh!
I feel very... annoyed, because I have read this really long series with really thick books. Then, the author died before he could write the supposed last book. :O
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So, this new author came along. *phew*
Sadly, for the original author's ONE book, he says that it is too long; he is going to divide it up into THREE. And guess what? The three books are much much much much much bigger than the previous books in the series... I DO NOT WANT TO CARRY THREE HEAVY BOOKS IN MY SCHOOL BAG LIKE A HOBO!!! DX
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Today is Saturday.
Hehehehehe... awkward laugh... I forgot to publish this...

But to end this post happily, guess what? Today, I ate onion rings (the chip things)